Mom Jeans - part deux

I just bought these jeans:

They are the Torrid Denim - Bootleg Roxanne Pull-Up with Zipper Jean.

I love them.

They fit good.

They look good.

They feel good.

I feel good in them.

I get dressed this morning in my new jeans, twirl to check out my butt *nod approvingly* pick my cell phone up off the nightstand and quickly realize that the front pockets are FAKE!

What!?

But where am I supposed to put my cell phone, car keys, lip gloss, or parking stub?


I guess this is their quiet way of telling me that I should stop adding bulk in the front and should, instead, add it to the trunk.



Why, thank you Torrid. I appreciate the memo.
You're lucky these jeans are cute....

When I bought the two pairs of jean I discuss in this video, I earned $25 haute cash which I'd been saving in my wallet ever since. This past week was the time to redeem it, so I got $25 knocked off the price of these jeans, which basically made them half price. Sweet.

I guess for $26 I can overlook the fake pockets.

As of this morning, these jeans are on sale - $40 (I still got the better deal!) but hurry, because I'd suspect that the popular sizes sell out fast.